Wipe the diesel grease off your knuckles and spit that plug of tobacco into the grass, fellas. It is Thursday morning in Week 4, and if your bones aren't aching from three straight weekends of mouth-smacking collision sports, you're sitting on the wrong side of the chain-link fence. The autumn frost is creeping onto the field, and the smell of torn...
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Wipe the diesel grease off your knuckles and spit that plug of tobacco into the grass, fellas. It is Thursday morning in Week 4, and if your bones aren't aching from three straight weekends of mouth-smacking collision sports, you're sitting on the wrong side of the chain-link fence. The autumn frost is creeping onto the field, and the smell of torn...
While my venerable colleague Marty Sullivan spent his Tuesday morning staring into a mug of diner coffee lukewarm enough to grow sludge and grumbling about how analytics ruined the lead fullback, the real bloodsport of Season VI was taking place on the digital wire at 12:11 AM. Marty can wax poetic about 1980s mud bowls all he wants, but fantasy ti...
Welcome back to the CRFFL Analytical Seminar, where we isolate signal from ambient noise and examine the underlying mathematical architecture of fantasy football. While my print neighbor Marty Sullivan spent his morning sipping enamel-stripping black coffee and rhapsodizing about thick necks and pad level, the data tells a far more nuanced story. F...
I poured myself a cup of black coffee this morning that could strip the enamel off a trailer hitch, leaned back in my desk chair, and stared at the Week 3 ledger. September is winding down, the crisp morning air is starting to bite, and real football is supposed to be about thick necks, low pads, and executing the fundamentals. Look at old Derrick ...
To the Franchise Owners, Managers, and Esteemed Members of the Columbia River Fantasy Football League:
Pour yourself a double shot of black coffee, kick off the mud-caked boots, and take a deep breath of that crisp late-September air. We have survived two brutal weeks of collision sports in the Columbia River Fantasy Football League, and the pretenders are already looking for the doors to the training room. If you think championship trophies are han...
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